Los Angeles | Fresh off receiving an honorary All-America award from the National Soccer Coaches Association of America, late-night comedy host Jon Stewart (née Leibowitz) continues to soak up the glitz. On Sunday he will emcee the 78th awards ceremony of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Unlike the NSCAA gala, the Academy Awards will be televised.
Stewart, who played soccer for the College of William & Mary in Williamsburg, Va., from 1981 to 1983, has granted interviews to the predictable Hollywood news organs, but also to Soccer America and the website of Sports Illustrated. Speaking to Richard Deitsch of SI.com, Stewart shows off his improvisational skills by comparing soccer to crystal meth:
It’s very addictive, but really messes up your teeth. I guess I’ve never viewed soccer as some sort of controlled substance. To me, it’s probably more like Nutella. The rest of the world clearly loves it and puts it on almost everything, but here in America we’re like, “I don’t know, man, it tastes like almonds.”
Stewart also riffs on Diego Maradona, soccer films and the likely course of the U.S. side at the World Cup—defeat to Afghanistan in the final. Afghanistan plays on horseback.