Banned songs? | On open-mike night, Blatter sings new tune
Witch-doctoring | Bathing in chicken blood for the good of the side
Knock, knock | Orange you glad you have a Dutch coach?
Middle-class USA | Scarsdale lawyers guard touchline from ‘outsiders’
Buffer zone | Latina women leave home to follow the bouncing ball
Bargaining chips | D.C.’s Barry says soccer ‘makes sense’
Focus on football | Zidane & Co. remain France’s bread and butter
Fix is off | German judge clamps down on Hoyzer
Unified theory | Hornby blends football with the ‘higher’ arts
Political Maze | Siting Northern Ireland’s national stadium
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For Red Nose Day 2009, Smithy stumbles into the England Football meeting and lets rip. Featuring David Beckham, John Terry, Rio Ferdinand, David James, Peter Crouch, Michael Carrick.
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